Featured Pieces
3rd Grade Virtual Learning Schedule: Week 3 Day 4 – Points in Case
12 Catastrophes That are Totally Landon’s Fault – The Haven
You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party! – How Pants Work
Advice for my Son on Becoming a Man – Slackjaw
What to Watch for at Billy Beckham’s Long-Awaited Funeral Service – The Weekly Humorist
The Commercial Appeal
Dispatches from a Memphis Snow Bunker
Don’t Fret Holiday Chit-Chat; Just Find a Narcissist
The Daily Memphian
Lines That Should Land Me a Job on “Bluff City Law”
The Establishment
MFM: White Evangelicals Seeking New Messiah
The Haven
Things You Can Do at Work that Require Zero Talent
12 Catastrophes That are Totally Landon’s Fault
How Pants Work
What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)!
Is it OK if I Wear My Overalls to Bible Study?
I’m a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I’ve Given Everyday Items
Quiz: Real Band or Just Letters?
12 Country Songs Memorializing Made-up Tragedies
You Guys are Doing a Great Job: An Open Letter from the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party!
The Memphis Flyer
Take My Children, Bill Lee, and Use Them for Your Glory
Points in Case
I Run Social Media for Your Local Craft Distillery, and I Can Photograph Bottles from Every Angle
3rd Grade Virtual Learning Schedule: Week 3 Day 4
A Guide to Determining Whether You Should Take Your Child to the Emergency Room
Robot Butt
10 Actors Who Became Famous for Roles that Don Knotts Turned Down
All the New Reasons Why Members of the Press Can be Banned from the White House
The 15 Best Nicknames in NFL History that Were Inspired by Sylvia Plath
In Memoriam: Those We’ve Lost to Make Paul Manafort’s Belongings
Let’s Make This Go Viral: A Man with Dementia Writes a Touching Letter to His Family
An Updated Look at Trump’s Leaked “To Oppose” List
With Everything That’s Happening Right Now, I’d Like to Announce I’m Selling Diet Pills
My Valentine’s Day Memory of a Forbidden Love
A Rap/Hip-Hop Compilation Recorded for the Trump Inauguration
There are Plenty of Things We Can All Come Together to Hate
When is it Appropriate to Respond with D-Generation X’s “Suck-It” Move?
10 More Claims Bill O’Reilly Has Made About Slaves
Second City Network
An Op-Ed by Tony Romo: I Look Forward to the Many Injuries Awaiting Me as a Broadcaster
The American Family Association’s Updated List of Unforgivable Disney Offenses
An Op-Ed by Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison to a Snowman is Really Hurtful
How to Maintain Your Sanity for the Last Few Days of This Election (also published in Redeye Chicago)
Slackjaw
I am the Suburban Woman Who Ordered on the Starbucks App, and You are All Beneath Me!
Valentine’s Day Alternatives for Singles
Advice for my Son on Becoming a Man
These 12 Words Will Seem Dirty When You Read Them from Now On
The Weekly Humorist
Welcome to Burrito California (a Local Tex-Mex Restaurant that Gave Don Henley Diarrhea)
People You Really Don’t Want to Hear Say, “I’m Not a Magician”
Baskets, Ranked (Illustrated by Marissa Maciel)
Evergreen Satire Headline Generator
The Shocking Results of Our Most Recent Independent Studies (Sponsored by Coca-Cola)
My Signed Book Collection (co-authored by Erik Sternberger)
Please Review the GOP-Approved Activities for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Letters Smuggled Out From the Front Lines of Amazon’s Never-Ending Holiday Sale (co-authored by Erik Sternberger)
What to Watch for at Billy Beckham’s Long-Awaited Funeral Service
Joseph Thomas 