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3rd Grade Virtual Learning Schedule: Week 3 Day 4 (Points in Case)
I am the Suburban Woman Who Ordered on the Starbucks App, and You are All Beneath Me! (Slackjaw)
You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party! (How Pants Work)
Advice for my Son on Becoming a Man (Slackjaw)
What to Watch for at Billy Beckham’s Long-Awaited Funeral Service (The Weekly Humorist)
2020
3rd Grade Virtual Learning Schedule: Week 3 Day 4 (Points in Case)
Evergreen Satire Headline Generator (The Weekly Humorist)
2019
Lines That Should Land Me a Job on “Bluff City Law” – The Daily Memphian
I am the Suburban Woman Who Ordered on the Starbucks App, and You are All Beneath Me! – Slackjaw
The Shocking Results of Our Most Recent Independent Studies (Sponsored by Coca-Cola) – The Weekly Humorist
My Signed Book Collection (co-authored by Erik Sternberger) – The Weekly Humorist
A Guide to Determining Whether You Should Take Your Child to the Emergency Room – Points in Case
Valentine’s Day Alternatives for Singles – Slackjaw
Please Review the GOP-Approved Activities for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – The Weekly Humorist
10 Actors Who Became Famous for Roles that Don Knotts Turned Down – Robot Butt
2018
Letters Smuggled Out From the Front Lines of Amazon’s Never-Ending Holiday Sale (co-authored by Erik Sternberger) – The Weekly Humorist
What to Watch for at Billy Beckham’s Long-Awaited Funeral Service – The Weekly Humorist
All the New Reasons Why Members of the Press Can be Banned from the White House – Robot Butt
The 15 Best Nicknames in NFL History that Were Inspired by Sylvia Plath – Robot Butt
In Memoriam: Those We’ve Lost to Make Paul Manafort’s Belongings – Robot Butt
Let’s Make This Go Viral: A Man with Dementia Writes a Touching Letter to His Family – Robot Butt
Dispatches from a Memphis Snow Bunker – The Commercial Appeal
2017
Don’t Fret Holiday Chit-Chat; Just Find a Narcissist – The Commercial Appeal
What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)! – How Pants Work
An Updated Look at Trump’s Leaked “To Oppose” List – Robot Butt
Advice for my Son on Becoming a Man – Slackjaw
These 12 Words Will Seem Dirty When You Read Them from Now On – Slackjaw
With Everything That’s Happening Right Now, I’d Like to Announce I’m Selling Diet Pills – Robot Butt
Is it OK if I Wear My Overalls to Bible Study? – How Pants Work
An Op-Ed by Tony Romo: I Look Forward to the Many Injuries Awaiting Me as a Broadcaster – Second City Network
I’m a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I’ve Given Everyday Items – How Pants Work
Quiz: Real Band or Just Letters? – How Pants Work
The American Family Association’s Updated List of Unforgivable Disney Offenses – Second City Network
12 Country Songs Memorializing Made-up Tragedies – How Pants Work
My Valentine’s Day Memory of a Forbidden Love – Robot Butt
You Guys are Doing a Great Job: An Open Letter from the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit – How Pants Work
You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party! – How Pants Work
2016
A Rap/Hip-Hop Compilation Recorded for the Trump Inauguration – Robot Butt
An Op-Ed by Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison to a Snowman is Really Hurtful – Second City Network
There are Plenty of Things We Can All Come Together to Hate – Robot Butt
How to Maintain Your Sanity for the Last Few Days of This Election – Second City Network (also in Redeye Chicago)
MFM: White Evangelicals Seeking New Messiah – The Establishment
When is it Appropriate to Respond with D-Generation X’s “Suck-It” Move? – Robot Butt
10 More Claims Bill O’Reilly Has Made About Slaves – Robot Butt