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3rd Grade Virtual Learning Schedule: Week 3 Day 4 – Points in Case
12 Catastrophes That are Totally Landon’s Fault – The Haven
You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party! – How Pants Work
Advice for my Son on Becoming a Man – Slackjaw
What to Watch for at Billy Beckham’s Long-Awaited Funeral Service – The Weekly Humorist
2021
2021
People You Really Don’t Want to Hear Say, “I’m Not a Magician” – The Weekly Humorist
Baskets, Ranked (Illustrated by Marissa Maciel) – The Weekly Humorist
2020
I Run Social Media for Your Local Craft Distillery, and I Can Photograph Bottles from Every Angle – Points in Case
12 Catastrophes That are Totally Landon’s Fault – The Haven
3rd Grade Virtual Learning Schedule: Week 3 Day 4 – Points in Case
Evergreen Satire Headline Generator – The Weekly Humorist
2019
Lines That Should Land Me a Job on “Bluff City Law” – The Daily Memphian
I am the Suburban Woman Who Ordered on the Starbucks App, and You are All Beneath Me! – Slackjaw
The Shocking Results of Our Most Recent Independent Studies (Sponsored by Coca-Cola) – The Weekly Humorist
My Signed Book Collection (co-authored by Erik Sternberger) – The Weekly Humorist
A Guide to Determining Whether You Should Take Your Child to the Emergency Room – Points in Case
Valentine’s Day Alternatives for Singles – Slackjaw
Please Review the GOP-Approved Activities for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – The Weekly Humorist
10 Actors Who Became Famous for Roles that Don Knotts Turned Down – Robot Butt
2018
Letters Smuggled Out From the Front Lines of Amazon’s Never-Ending Holiday Sale (co-authored by Erik Sternberger) – The Weekly Humorist
What to Watch for at Billy Beckham’s Long-Awaited Funeral Service – The Weekly Humorist
All the New Reasons Why Members of the Press Can be Banned from the White House – Robot Butt
The 15 Best Nicknames in NFL History that Were Inspired by Sylvia Plath – Robot Butt
In Memoriam: Those We’ve Lost to Make Paul Manafort’s Belongings – Robot Butt
Let’s Make This Go Viral: A Man with Dementia Writes a Touching Letter to His Family – Robot Butt
Dispatches from a Memphis Snow Bunker – The Commercial Appeal
2017
Don’t Fret Holiday Chit-Chat; Just Find a Narcissist – The Commercial Appeal
What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)! – How Pants Work
An Updated Look at Trump’s Leaked “To Oppose” List – Robot Butt
Advice for my Son on Becoming a Man – Slackjaw
These 12 Words Will Seem Dirty When You Read Them from Now On – Slackjaw
With Everything That’s Happening Right Now, I’d Like to Announce I’m Selling Diet Pills – Robot Butt
Is it OK if I Wear My Overalls to Bible Study? – How Pants Work
An Op-Ed by Tony Romo: I Look Forward to the Many Injuries Awaiting Me as a Broadcaster – Second City Network
I’m a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I’ve Given Everyday Items – How Pants Work
Quiz: Real Band or Just Letters? – How Pants Work
The American Family Association’s Updated List of Unforgivable Disney Offenses – Second City Network
12 Country Songs Memorializing Made-up Tragedies – How Pants Work
My Valentine’s Day Memory of a Forbidden Love – Robot Butt
You Guys are Doing a Great Job: An Open Letter from the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit – How Pants Work
You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party! – How Pants Work
2016
A Rap/Hip-Hop Compilation Recorded for the Trump Inauguration – Robot Butt
An Op-Ed by Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison to a Snowman is Really Hurtful – Second City Network
There are Plenty of Things We Can All Come Together to Hate – Robot Butt
How to Maintain Your Sanity for the Last Few Days of This Election – Second City Network (also in Redeye Chicago)
MFM: White Evangelicals Seeking New Messiah – The Establishment
When is it Appropriate to Respond with D-Generation X’s “Suck-It” Move? – Robot Butt
10 More Claims Bill O’Reilly Has Made About Slaves – Robot Butt