This piece originally appeared on Robot Butt here: In Memoriam: Those We've Lost to Make Paul Manafort's Belongings. Over the years, we have lost many great creatures to Paul Manafort’s desire for lavish clothing and other exotic belongings. Here, we remember those who are no longer with us: Tony (Python) – Jacket Al (Alligator) – Luggage … Continue reading In Memoriam: Those We’ve Lost to Make Paul Manafort’s Belongings
This piece originally appeared on Medium.com here: Portrait of a True American. I am an American man. I live in a modest house with my modest wife and average children. I work 60 hours a week at a job that brings me no satisfaction for the insurance. I don’t care for funny things, but that Bill … Continue reading Portrait of a True American
This piece originally appeared in the Memphis, TN Commerical Appeal and online here: Dispatches from a Memphis Snow Bunker Friday: We knew it was going to happen. We just didn’t know when. My family and I had been watching the weather for days, but we still couldn’t nail down exactly when the snow would come. 3 … Continue reading Dispatches from a Memphis Snow Bunker
This piece originally appeared on Medium.com here: Possible Royal Titles for Meghan Markle from Someone Who Doesn't Know Anything About How British Royalty Works Duchess of Kensingtonshire Countess Megz Lindsey Buckingham Queen Mother Sheer Dress The Artist Formerly Known as Prince(ss) Lady Nottingham of Phife Her Majesty, Your Highness Princess Diana Annie Ortiz from the … Continue reading Possible Royal Titles for Meghan Markle from Someone Who Doesn’t Know Anything About How British Royalty Works
This piece originally appeared in the Memphis, TN Commercial Appeal here: Don't Fret Holiday Chit-Chat; Just Find a Narcissist Now that we are in the middle of the holiday season, you are no doubt going to be around a lot of family. Inevitably, you will encounter at least one narcissist. There have been countless advice … Continue reading Don’t Fret Holiday Chit-Chat; Just Find a Narcissist
This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)! Billy Joel 1973: A long-haired tough guy from the Bronx 2017: An angry, flesh-colored egg with a goatee Matthew Perry 1994: Just a young guy with a butt-cut, a big shirt, a vest, and a smirk 2017: … Continue reading What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)!
This piece originally appeared on Robot Butt here: An Updated Look at Trump's Leaked "To Oppose" List 1. Democrats 2. Republicans 3. Politicians 4. The Swamp 5. POWs 6. Disabled people 7. John McCain specifically 8. Hispanics 9. African Americans 10. Any other brown people I forgot 11. Muslims 12. Refugees 13. Muslim refugees 14. … Continue reading An Updated Look at Trump’s Leaked “To Oppose” List