I’m a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I’ve Given Everyday Items

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: I'm a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I've Given Everyday Items Cigarettes: Sexy Smoke Sticks Sofa: Loungeus Maximus Vacuum Cleaner: Dirt-Goes-Away Television: Color Moving Picture Box Light Bulb: ’Lumination Orb Parking Garage: Car Motel Whiskey: Tipsy Brown Grass: Yard Carpet Helmet: Head Protector Extraordinaire Surgery: Luxury Body Slicing Popsicle: Cold … Continue reading I’m a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I’ve Given Everyday Items