“Do you feel guilty about how minorities are being treated in this country right now? You’ll feel better as a size 2, I bet.”
“Keep in mind that lust is a sin when answering please. I don’t want to be cut or plucked out of some dear soul’s life because I wore my overalls to Bible study and caused that person to stumble.”
“…being hit by a big camera, tripping over wires, someone holding a boom mic over the shoulder and turning around real fast and hitting me in the face “Three Stooges”-style. The possibilities are almost endless. Plus, I’ll be spending a lot more time at home, and we have a lot of stairs.”
Chair: Human Holder
Coffee: Wakey Sip-Sip
Wheel: Roll About
Can you guess correctly?
All proceeds go to charity, as far as you know.
“Hot Dog by Eddie Arnold — the Death of the Original Lassie by Lightning Strike”