What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)!

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)! Billy Joel 1973: A long-haired tough guy from the Bronx 2017: An angry, flesh-colored egg with a goatee Matthew Perry 1994: Just a young guy with a butt-cut, a big shirt, a vest, and a smirk 2017: … Continue reading What Your Favorite Celebrities Look Like Now (No Pictures)!

Is It OK if I Wear My Overalls to Bible Study?

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: Is It OK if I Wear My Overalls to Bible Study? I don’t want to be a nuisance, but I have a question: Is it OK if I wear my overalls to Bible study? I just didn’t know if it would be a problem. I know we’re … Continue reading Is It OK if I Wear My Overalls to Bible Study?

I’m a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I’ve Given Everyday Items

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: I'm a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I've Given Everyday Items Cigarettes: Sexy Smoke Sticks Sofa: Loungeus Maximus Vacuum Cleaner: Dirt-Goes-Away Television: Color Moving Picture Box Light Bulb: ’Lumination Orb Parking Garage: Car Motel Whiskey: Tipsy Brown Grass: Yard Carpet Helmet: Head Protector Extraordinaire Surgery: Luxury Body Slicing Popsicle: Cold … Continue reading I’m a Real Marketing Person, and I Can Prove it With These Creative Names I’ve Given Everyday Items

Quiz: Real Band or Just Letters?

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: Real Band or Just Letters? XTC INXS BLNKSPCE KRZYBTT MGMT MDGT FLRP PWR BTTM FRT BLSSM JPNSGRLS DWNTWN FNKYTWN BRSTMLKD GDCMPLX NOFX MSTRKRFT ELO CRPFCTRY LMFAO BBYSQRTS Answers Real Band: 1, 2, 5, 8, 10, 11, 15, 16, 17, 19 Just Letters: 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 12, … Continue reading Quiz: Real Band or Just Letters?

12 Country Songs Memorializing Made-Up Tragedies

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: 12 Country Songs Memorializing Made-Up Tragedies The Day the Corvettes Cried by Luke Bryan — the Bowling Green Massacre Hergin Flergin in the Bergin by Kelly Pickler (feat. the Swedish Chef) — the Swedish Terror Attack Burn It to the Ground by Toby Keith — the Existence of Chicago as a U.S. City One Less … Continue reading 12 Country Songs Memorializing Made-Up Tragedies

You Guys are Doing a Great Job!

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: You Guys are Doing a Great Job! In light of the recent tensions among Americans from all walks of life, we, the Holy Trinity, one God in three parts, want to let you all know where we stand on the matter. There are those on both … Continue reading You Guys are Doing a Great Job!

You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party!

This piece originally appeared on How Pants Work here: You're Invited to Rhonda's Bereavement Party! Hey, Girls! As you all know, Rhonda’s husband Gary passed away yesterday after a long, hard-fought battle with pancreatic cancer, so we’re putting together a little girls’ night on Friday. This is Rhonda’s first night of freedom, so get ready … Continue reading You’re Invited to Rhonda’s Bereavement Party!