Please Review the GOP-Approved Activities for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

This piece originally appeared on The Weekly Humorist here: Please Review the GOP-Approved Activities for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

The following represents all of the GOP-approved activities relating to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. In light of the recent dancing video, please take time to review this list.


Responding with a simple “Hello.” when spoken to

Making coffee

Bringing coffee

Giggling girlishly

Taking notes (shorthand)

Typing

Sending thank you/sympathy/get well cards

Teaching young girls to set a table

Setting a table

Organizing potlucks

Managing a home

Laundry

Preparing dinner while wearing a dress and heels

“Woman’s work”

Needlepoint

Sitting with ankles crossed

Avoiding mixed company

Repressing all sexual urges

Reading the Bible silently

Reading Atlas Shrugged silently

Abstaining from voting

Finding a suitable husband

Nodding agreeably

Listening attentively to men

Please familiarize yourselves with this list and report any unapproved behavior to Rep. Devin Nunes, Chair of the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Subduing Committee. Thank you, and good day.